To start things off, here's one of my favorite pictures ever, of me and Chris at the Wizard of Oz cast party. I wish I could get higher quality copy, but the original was lost ages ago in a hard drive crash.
		I included this one just for novelty's sake. At one point, I decided to grow a beard, just to see what it felt like. It felt like I was Jesus. So I shaved it off, and then placed two similar pictures side-by-side to compare 'em.
		This is a REALLY old picture. It's Chris demonstrating just why some people shouldn't be allowed to own guns.
		Another really old shot. This one was taken just before Chris and Kia went off to prom.
		It's Flip, raping a fish. What more needs to be said? Needless to say, this image established Flip's reputation.
		Flip and Scott Gairdner, hosting the talent show at Chaminade, centuries and centuries ago.
		Them again, dressed in different clothes. Because that was the gimmick, you see. They'd all wear different clothes. Think about that for a second. All of them... wearing different clothes... boggles the mind, doesn't it?
		What a foul abomination that Del Taco hath created! Chris still had his disgustingly red hair from Ballyhoo, and Christ almighty. Me, I'm just the oaf on the bottom.
		Scott, Chris, Brian, and Erin. Taken a million years ago, during Ballyhoo, before Erin went off to learn how to kill people and use big scary weapons.
		Ah, finally, I'm in another one. Yeah. We posed. We're theatre people. It was this night that originated Scott's quote, "The crazy girl's doing something stupid again."
		Another crazy pose. We're crazy. Completely crazy. Ma-a-a-a-a-ad!
		Me and my love, the hyperactivity-inducing sweet goodness of pure sugar. For some reason, when Erin was hanging out with us, sugar featured prominently in our outings.
		... And we formed a totem pole / As tall as the one at the North Pole / We danced around the Barbershop Pole / This isn't a real song, la-la la-la la-la la la-a-a-a. Okay, I'll admit. Not every image needs a lengthy description.
		Well, lookee here, Brian and his lovely woman, Peri. They're missing in action right now, having adventures out on the so-called "East" Coast... whatever that means.
		No. Really? This picture must've been taken on the same day a the previous one? Why, whatever makes you say that? Anyway... she just dropped something, and it was cute. Cute, says me!
		One of the first pictures of Dana I got, back before I knew what a terrible horrible person she is! Oh, I'm kidding. Or am I...? The world may never know! (Editor's note: I particularly like the men's room door in the background. Excellent... uh... touch.)
		The quintessential Lewis look. You don't need to know much about this guy, other than... he's Lewis.
		The Brothers MaDa and their mentor, surrounding their altar of unholy imbibatory intoxication. Here we summon the terrible demons Thought, Creativity, and Gonzo. Fear us!
		I don't remember taking this picture. Alcohol is wondrous that way. Anyhoo, Chris and Lewis are showing off our line of Khiva fezzes and matching Tiki torch accessories. Batteries not included.
		We were filming a terrible movie called Back Around. This is one picture from the set, with the three techies screwing around and donutting the morning away.
		How.
		"... Like a fucking Indian..."
		An elder shot of I and the Amromin. How happy we looked. Almost as if we liked one another. But make no mistake, we don't. For reals.
		Yes, this is a naughty and unassuming position. That's why I took the picture.
		He was drunk, fucked up, and pissing on a tree in a tiny garbage alcove in a third-rate apartment complex. That's our Flip.
		Vector & the Dragon - I drew this just to piss off Kia, who loves dragons. What better way to do that than to show a dragon getting the back of its throat blown out?
		Vector & the Dragon - I drew this just to piss off Kia, who loves dragons. What better way to do that than to show a dragon getting the back of its throat blown out?
		Vector & the Dragon - I drew this just to piss off Kia, who loves dragons. What better way to do that than to show a dragon getting the back of its throat blown out?
		Vector & the Dragon - I drew this just to piss off Kia, who loves dragons. What better way to do that than to show a dragon getting the back of its throat blown out?
		Vector & the Dragon - I drew this just to piss off Kia, who loves dragons. What better way to do that than to show a dragon getting the back of its throat blown out?
		Vector & the Dragon - I drew this just to piss off Kia, who loves dragons. What better way to do that than to show a dragon getting the back of its throat blown out?
		Vector & the Dragon - I drew this just to piss off Kia, who loves dragons. What better way to do that than to show a dragon getting the back of its throat blown out?